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(THE TURTLES:
HAPPY TOGETHER PLAYING)
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Imagine me and you
I do
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I think about you day and night
It's only right
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To think about the girl you love
And hold her tight
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So happy together
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If I should call you up
Invest a dime
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And you say you belong to me
And ease my mind
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Imagine how the world could be
So very fine
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- So happy together...
- (ALARM BEEPS)
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(LOUDER ROCK VERSION
OF HAPPY TOGETHER PLAYING)
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- Honey, wake up.
- No.
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Anna, greet the day.
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For all my life
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Me and you
And you and me
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No matter how they toss the dice
It has to be
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The only one for me is you
And you for me
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- Anna, honey, you've gotta wake up.
- (SHRIEK)
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I can't see me loving nobody but you
For all my life
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When you're with me, baby
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That's it.
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(GRUNTING)
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I have had it!
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- (AIR HORN BLARES)
- (ANNA SHRIEKS)
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(HARRY YELLS)
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- Anna, hurry up!
- What? I'm ready.
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(RADIO STATION SWITCHING SONGS)
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- MOM: Settle on a station, please.
- ANNA: OK.
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I'm gonna get a little stud
right here, OK?
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I don't want my maid of honor
looking like a harlot.
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Come on, Mom.
Everyone's got one.
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Everyone? Harry, everyone has one.
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I can't believe you.
You're ruining my life.
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You know what?
End of discussion.
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Feet down.
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- OK, if I can drive.
- Fine. Did you bring your permit?
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No, I can't find it.
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- You can't find it?
- What did you do with it, troll?
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Anna, why do you always blame him
for everything?
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- He couldn't find anything in your room.
- Why do you always take his side?
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- Anna.
- No, why?
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Let's not do this again, please.
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And fix your shirt.
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- Look, there's Stacey Hinkhouse.
- Joy.
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- Hi, Stacey.
- Hi, Mrs. Coleman.
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- Congratulations on your big day.
- Thanks, say hi to your mom for me.
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- OK, bye!
- OK, bye. Hi, girls!
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You never see Stacey anymore.
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- How is she?
- Evil. She hates me now.
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Why? Would you leave
your brother alone?
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See! She always starts it.
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Bye, honey! Make good choices.
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(ASHLEE SIMPSON:
JUST LET ME CRY PLAYING)
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So get out of my face, don't even try
Ya wanna help me
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- She had the same shirt?
- Yeah, but this looks OK, right?
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- The style?
- Sure.
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- So, it's cool.
- Definitely not.
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- Oh, kill me!
- Anna, what?
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I can't believe it, it's Jake.
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He's gonna think I'm stupid.
I can't even put on a shirt.
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You've never even met the guy,
so, guess what, he doesn't care.
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- He's not even looking.
- He's not?
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He's not look...
He's totally looking.
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- I think he's gonna talk to you.
- Shut up.
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(GASPS)
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- Thanks.
- Sorry.
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Why would I want a leprechaun
ice sculpture? I'm not even Irish.
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- (PHONE RINGS)
- Could you hold on a second?
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(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
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¡Señora, cuidado, cuidado!
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(HORNS HONKING)
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I am so sorry. I'm so sorry, sir.
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(TEACHER WHISTLING)
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Mr. Bates, I really don't
understand this F.
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You completely missed the point
of the book.
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It's "1984." How could anyone miss it?
It's a blatant attack on totalitarianism.
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About a rigid society, dominated by
one all-powerful ego-tripping dictator.
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My grade is final.
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Except he had hair.
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- Anna!
- (BELL RINGING)
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Hello, Anna.
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What do you have today?
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- Meatloaf.
- Turkey.
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(HUMMING)
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(GASPING)
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Evan, I'm so sorry.
I had some car trouble.
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OK, I thought you forgot about me.
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I could never forget about you, Evan.
I see you every day.
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What about tomorrow?
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Is this new? Am I gonna
see you tomorrow?
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You're gonna see me tomorrow,
but not next week
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because, remember,
I'm going on my honeymoon.
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Oh, my God.
You're not coming back.
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All my therapists quit on me.
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I'm not gonna quit on you.
I'll be available on my cell phone.
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I checked, there's no service on
the north side of the island.
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- It will be fine.
- OK.
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I've had a better week. You're counting
the minutes, aren't you?
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No.
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- How many minutes are left?
- 54.
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This morning was good,
but then I got up.
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(AMERICAN HI-FI:
THE ART OF LOSING PLAYING)
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Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
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Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
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Last call
Now I'm outta time
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And I don't got no Valentine
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- Yeah!
- All right!
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I just need a little therapy
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At least that's what they say to me
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Hey, ho
Let's go
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I'm gonna start a riot
You don't wanna fight it
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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Great.
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No, absolutely not.
I said no salmon.
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No, it has to be halibut.
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I don't care about the extra cost.
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- How much is it?
- (PHONE RINGS)
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Hold on one second.
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Hello. Hi, Harry.
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No, you may not touch the power tools.
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Yes, I would consider
the lawn mower to be a power tool.
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OK, I'll see you at home.
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- OK, halibut...
- (PHONE BEEPS)
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Could you hold on one second?
Hello, Dr. Coleman.
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Yes, Elizabeth,
I'll be at the appointment tomorrow.
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OK, good.
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And Elizabeth,
remember, you are a smart, strong,
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beautiful, independent woman
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and you don't need a man
to complete you.
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Thank you.
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Goodbye.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Uh, excuse me.
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- Is this yours?
- Thanks.
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00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:09,024
Fender medium. So, what do you play?
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I play my dad's old Telecaster.
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Nice.
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- Cute shirt.
- Thanks.
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You're in a band?
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- Sort of.
- What do you mean, sort of?
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You know, we're still stuck
in our garage phase, so...
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OK. Well, if you ever
get out of your garage...
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- Let me know.
- Yeah, totally.
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You can come check me out.
I mean, the band.
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I mean I'll be there too,
if you wanna come check...
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- I'm Anna.
- Jake.
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So, what do you say?
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- You want a ride?
- Yeah, I'd like that.
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Here you go,
you can wear my extra helmet.
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Oh, I just realized,
I have to meet my friends.
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- They're waiting for me.
- Your mom would kill you.
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- So dead, and so grounded.
- (LAUGHS)
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I get it. Moms and motorcycles...
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00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:07,078
Yeah. So, um, see you around.
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00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:08,962
Anna.
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00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,250
Listen, you like The Hives?
156
00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:16,386
- They're awesome.
- Look, I've got this import.
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- If you want, we could get together...
- Coleman!
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(WHISTLING)
(SNAPS FINGERS)
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One second.
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If I were you, I would be thinking
a little less about boys
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and a little more
about your honors qualifying exam.
162
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I'm ready for the test, Mr. Bates.
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"Prepared" is to "you"
as "not" is to "test".
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- What does that mean?
- Exactly.
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(MOTORCYCLE REVVING)
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00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,225
(LOUD TAPPING)
167
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,155
What are you doing? Get out of my room!
168
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:20,238
(HARRY SCREAMS)
Help me!
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00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,287
(ANNA AND HARRY SHOUTING)
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HARRY:
Mommy! Stop, Anna!
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00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,576
(HARRY YELLING)
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00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,541
- GIRL:...on the second verse.
- BOY: There she is.
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00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,790
Hey, what happened?
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00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,258
Nothing, just taking care of my brother.
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00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,256
(GUITAR PLAYING)
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Yeah
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00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,930
Yeah
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00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,897
Get up, get out
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00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,694
Move on, move on
There's no doubt
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00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,646
I'm all wrong
You're right
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It's all the same with you
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00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,736
Thank you.
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00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,613
(MUFFLED MUSIC CONTINUES)
184
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,077
(HARRY YELLS)
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00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:07,206
- Mommy, mommy, mommy!
- Come here.
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00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,659
Oh, sweetheart.
187
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:12,495
Ready? I'm gonna give
a one, two, three...
188
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:16,003
- No. Ready? One, two, three...
- (HARRY WHINES)
189
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,584
Honey, go back inside.
I'll be right there.
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00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:20,465
Anna!
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00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,721
(HARRY YELLING)
(GRUNTS)
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00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:27,135
Round and round
Here we go again
193
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:30,596
Same old start
Same old end
194
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,058
Turn my head
Turn back again
195
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:38,063
Same old stuff never ends
196
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,320
Do this...
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00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,733
Hold still, honey.
198
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:45,490
I promise you, there will be
serious consequences for her.
199
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,196
Hey, Tessie!
200
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,452
Dad, you're early!
201
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,283
- What?
- You're early.
202
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,993
I can't hear...
203
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,288
You're... early.
204
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,249
Hold on, I need my glasses.
205
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:01,211
- Grandpa!
- Hey, monkey!
206
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,969
What is this?
One of them thongs?
207
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,348
I don't want to know.
208
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:08,593
(BOYS YELLING)
209
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,559
What's up?
210
00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:12,806
- Hey, you guys.
- You know these yard apes?
211
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:15,725
- You're early.
- What?
212
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,059
Glad you could make it.
213
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,733
- I brought an early wedding present.
- What?
214
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,943
- I thought I'd get the author to sign it.
- What?
215
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,413
- I thought I'd ask the author...
- I can't hear you. Hold on.
216
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:30,997
Come on, let's get out of here.
217
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,834
What do you have under your shirt?
Ryan, could you...
218
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:37,584
On and on and on and on
219
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:41,463
Don't wanna grow up
I wanna get out
220
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:45,091
Hey, take me away
221
00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,264
I wanna shout out
222
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,843
Take me away, away, away
223
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:57,025
Away, away-ay-ay
224
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,959
- BOY: Bummer!
- GIRL: Not again.
225
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,786
Time's up. It's after six!
226
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:20,668
(BOY GRUNTS)
227
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,126
Guys, you're gonna spoil your dinner.
228
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,844
You know, this dad thing
could be hard or easy.
229
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,100
Don't let her see you.
230
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,523
Good, now we can hear.
231
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,896
Speak for yourself.
I could use those little notes.
232
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,398
She hates it when I pull the plug,
so get ready for the fireworks.
233
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,991
- Did I say hello?
- I must've missed it.
234
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,364
- Hello.
- Hello.
235
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,113
Get a room!
236
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:56,704
(BOYS GASP)
237
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,160
Go, go, go!
238
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,842
- (PHONE RINGS)
- This is...
239
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:09,137
- Just one second.
- OK, but you owe me.
240
00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:10,555
Hello.
241
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,724
Yes, this is she.
242
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,937
Oh, really?
243
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:23,982
OK. Great, thank you.
Thank you so, so much.
244
00:14:24,072 --> 00:14:27,406
- What?
- You'll never believe this.
245
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,451
One of the bands dropped out
of the Wango Tango auditions,
246
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,698
- and we are the first alternates.
- Shut up!
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00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,493
- (CHEERING)
- That's awesome!
248
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:39,164
We have to check in at the House
of Blues by 7:00 and we're on at 7:45.
249
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,877
- When is it?
- Tomorrow.
250
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,249
- Tomorrow? Tomorrow's Friday.
- So?
251
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,628
That's my mom's rehearsal dinner.
252
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,377
Anna, come on,
this is really important.
253
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,630
Don't worry. I'll work it out.
I'll be there.
254
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:54,182
How can you? Aren't you
the maid of horror or something?
255
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,764
Honor, and it's not the wedding,
it's the rehearsal.
256
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,641
Don't they make a big deal
out of the rehearsal?
257
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,685
Like, all your weird relatives
coming to town?
258
00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,440
No, they don't.
259
00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,186
There's my Anna-banana.
260
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,692
Come on, give your Grampie-doodle
a big huggie-bug here!
261
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,316
- Come on.
- Grandpa, over here.
262
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:16,785
- Oh...
- Hey, Gramps.
263
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:22,415
Don't worry. I'd never let you guys down.
Don't cancel the audition yet, OK?
264
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,293
- I'm gonna talk to my mom.
- GIRL: All right.
265
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,041
- We're screwed.
- Yep.
266
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,676
Yeah...
267
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,058
HARRY: "I don't think he knows
I even exist."
268
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,687
"It's so stupid to think about him,
but I can't help it."
269
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:46,943
(ALL THREE)
Jake, oh, Jake!
270
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,362
- Get out of my room!
- (BOYS SCREAM)
271
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,947
Get out!
272
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:54,948
Oh! My... My... Mom!
273
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,326
- She saw it.
- I'm gonna check out those Lakers.
274
00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,782
I'm with you.
275
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,374
Mom, did you see
what happened to my...
276
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,084
- I spoke to your principal.
- What?
277
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,762
- Just now, on the phone.
- Where's my door?
278
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:17,179
- Privacy is a privilege, Anna.
- Where's my door, Mom?
279
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:20,978
Your door will be returned to you,
Anna, if and when you...
280
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:24,647
I need my door! Give me that door or...
I will kill myself!
281
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,600
Oh! Can I watch?
282
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,692
- Harry!
- Shut up!
283
00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,110
(BOYS YELLING)
284
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:32,735
I think we can dispense with the drama.
285
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:36,861
Maybe you can calmly explain to me
why you were in detention twice today.
286
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:40,910
OK, I went to detention, but only
because Stacey Hinkhouse
287
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,662
kept hitting me with a volleyball.
288
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,579
When is this conflict with Stacey
Hinkhouse going to end?
289
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,631
Never, because she's an insane,
psycho freak.
290
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,297
You'd know that if you paid
a speck of attention.
291
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,877
- Anna.
- What?
292
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,630
I think you know I pay attention, Anna.
293
00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,637
Enough to know that
you got an F in English today.
294
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:02,887
- Mr. Bates is out to get me.
- Oh, him, too?
295
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,481
Yeah! He looks for ways to torture me.
296
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:09,856
Like today, the one time Jake
even spoke to me, he totally...
297
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,905
- Who's Jake?
- He's just... nobody.
298
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:18,701
You say I'm not interested, Anna.
I'm interested. Try me.
299
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,748
OK, he's just this really amazing guy.
300
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,584
- Where'd you meet him?
- Detention, but...
301
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,084
(LAUGHS)
That's promising.
302
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:32,007
See, why do I even bother
telling you anything?
303
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,460
OK! Who's up for Chinese?
304
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,463
(SCREAMS)
You're ruining my life!
305
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:41,471
I'm moving out! I'm never coming back
ever, ever, ever again!
306
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,645
(CHINESE MUSIC PLAYING)
307
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,402
- Hello, how are you?
- Hello, Pei-Pei.
308
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,784
Anna, Harry, you so big now!
What happen?
309
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,866
- Are you happy for your mommy?
- About what?
310
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,793
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
She's such a joker!
311
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,421
Who's catering?
Chinese food good luck.
312
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,999
- It's planned already.
- OK, how 'bout me?
313
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,593
Anna, I pre-ordered the Peking Duck.
314
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,420
Joy!
315
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,722
- I know that's your favorite.
- Whatever.
316
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,716
- The wedding's in two days.
- Think about it, OK?
317
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,848
- OK.
- See you soon. Happy dining.
318
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,225
Your door is underneath the back stairs.
319
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,061
Like I didn't figure that out.
320
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,063
Stop groveling. Let her come to you.
321
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,901
She'd come with a hatchet.
322
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,943
Think I'll go check on that duck.
323
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:45,993
Anna.
324
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:51,666
Do you really think your surliness
is the best way to get what you want?
325
00:18:56,594 --> 00:19:00,884
I'm sorry, Mom.
I really have been stressing in school.
326
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,137
I deserved every one
of those trips to detention.
327
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,719
I'm gonna apologize
to Stacey Hinkhouse and Mr. Bates.
328
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:12,274
I guess what I'm trying to say is,
I'll try and do better, Mom.
329
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:14,859
I'll really, really try.
330
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:17,904
- What do you want?
- To go to this important audition
331
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,073
tomorrow night that we can never
have again at the House of Blues.
332
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,692
An audition, that's great!
333
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:24,577
Tomorrow, you mean
after the rehearsal dinner?
334
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:30,292
- Well, during, but...
- You mean, as instead of?
335
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:31,959
You mean, technically?
336
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,626
- I need to talk to you right now.
- I think I'm gonna pass on that.
337
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,089
Now!
338
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:43,305
Anna, I am going to make
one final attempt
339
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:46,259
to understand what goes on
in your head.
340
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,435
- Don't treat me like a patient.
- What?
341
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,355
All calm and reasonable, and,
"I really want to understand."
342
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,148
I really do want to understand!
343
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:58,149
- (CLICKING OF TONGUE)
- Mama, stay out of it, please.
344
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:01,110
- Mama!
- OK fine.
345
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:03,154
They're gonna pick one local band
to play at Wango Tango.
346
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,406
We were lucky to even make this cut.
347
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,030
It's a once in a lifetime chance, Mom.
Please.
348
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,031
Why can't I just go? Please.
349
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:15,037
What I hear is that my special night
means absolutely nothing to you.
350
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,627
I don't even have to ask if my band
means anything to you.
351
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,504
It's clear to us that
you think we're all noise.
352
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,543
Look, I'm a walrus.
353
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,676
- I do not.
- Do, too.
354
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,758
- I let you practice in the garage.
- Mom!
355
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:32,141
- Anna, stop.
- What?
356
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,393
Let's talk about
what this is really about.
357
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:39,110
- This is about your dad, isn't it?
- Mom, stop shrinking me.
358
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:42,815
It's not about dad. It's about
the audition. You're ruining my life!
359
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:46,986
Enough with the drama.
High school is not that hard.
360
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,492
You couldn't last one day
in my high school.
361
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,290
Actually, I could,
and without getting a detention.
362
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:56,290
I'm sorry I'm the one thing
in your life that isn't perfect.
363
00:20:56,380 --> 00:21:00,670
- You think my life is perfect?
- I know your life is perfect.
364
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,845
Your perfect job, perfect boyfriend,
perfect patients who worship you...
365
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:09,425
You need a serious reality-check
if you think my life is perfect.
366
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:14,021
- Cut me some slack, just this once.
- I'm beyond cutting you slack, Anna.
367
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,182
But you are not going to the audition.
368
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:17,519
- Yes, I am!
- No, you're not!
369
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,401
- Why not?
- Because I said so.
370
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,354
Cookie?
371
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:29,115
- This isn't really a good time.
- Now good time.
372
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,701
(SPEAKING CHINESE)
373
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,795
(SPEAKING ENGLISH)
OK, thank you.
374
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:45,426
Anna.
375
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:50,549
For one day, the entirety of our life
is not going to be focused on you.
376
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:52,475
It's all about Ryan now, isn't it?
377
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,266
Anna!
378
00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:58,440
- Get away.
- Honey...
379
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,100
(TESS SIGHS)
380
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,155
"A journey soon begins."
381
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:17,284
"It's prize reflected
in another's eyes."
382
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,578
"When what you see
is what you lack,
383
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,627
"then selfless love
will change you back."
384
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,003
Whatever.
385
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,005
(LOUD RUMBLING)
386
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,641
Honey.
387
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:40,811
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.
388
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:43,560
Come on.
389
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,658
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
390
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,673
- Did you feel that?
- Feel what?
391
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:05,748
There was an earthquake.
392
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:08,168
- No, there wasn't.
- Yes, there was.
393
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,463
- GRANDPA: What are they talking about?
- RYAN: An earthquake.
394
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:15,138
- An earthquake?
- No, there was no earthquake.
395
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,308
You didn't feel it?
396
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:20,180
No, I don't think so.
397
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,407
(WIND BLOWING)
398
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,839
(MUSIC PLAYING)
399
00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:12,574
(TESS YAWNS)
6:45 already.
400
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:15,198
I didn't get the dry cleaning.
401
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:19,782
I'll have to do that on the way home.
And call the mechanic, and the florist.
402
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,785
OK, I better get up.
403
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:24,869
I'd better...
404
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,883
Why am I in Anna's room?
405
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,174
What happened last night?
406
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,889
Did... did I pass out in here?
407
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,931
I have no memory of this.
This isn't mine.
408
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,897
Those aren't mine.
409
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:47,609
That's not mine.
410
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:52,071
That's definitely not mine.
411
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,780
(SCREAMS)
412
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,119
- HARRY: Anna, come here quick.
- What?
413
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:05,327
- Mom's dead.
- I'm dead.
414
00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,091
Come on, hurry.
415
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,844
See, she's not moving.
416
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:20,800
Oh, my God.
417
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,724
No, wait. It's breathing.
418
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:26,181
- I'm not dead.
- What?
419
00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,228
Uh...
420
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:31,858
Right, ah... Her chest is moving.
421
00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:33,400
Honey, see?
422
00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:36,195
You called me "honey".
423
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,744
- Right, um...
- Are you sick?
424
00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:44,374
I hope so, or dreaming, or...
425
00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:48,454
Hon... Harry, go get
your own breakfast.
426
00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:51,832
You can eat Anna's cereal... my cereal.
427
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,132
Cool.
428
00:25:58,307 --> 00:25:59,548
Hello.
429
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,762
Hello in there.
430
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:05,307
Wake up, honey.
431
00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,225
Wake up.
432
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,019
Wake up!
433
00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:11,768
- That is it.
- (GROANS)
434
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,740
(BOTH GRUNTING)
435
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:28,536
Could I just have,
like, one minute, please?
436
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:33,791
Honey, look, I think
something's happened to us.
437
00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:38,712
- What are you?
- It's me. Mom.
438
00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:42,557
- You're not my mother.
- Yes, I am.
439
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:47,019
- Get away, you clone freak!
- Don't you use that tone with me.
440
00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:50,440
Oh, my God,
you are my mother.
441
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,399
And you're not who you think you are.
442
00:26:57,658 --> 00:26:58,523
(GASPS)
443
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:05,659
- Look at me.
- I know. We seem to be inside...
444
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:08,534
- I'm old!
- I beg your pardon.
445
00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:11,418
I'm like the Crypt Keeper!
446
00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:12,666
OK, that's enough.
447
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,999
(BOTH SCREAM)
448
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,173
I want my body back.
449
00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:23,090
And I don't want mine?
My wedding's tomorrow.
450
00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,300
Oh, my God, my wedding's tomorrow.
451
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:28,307
I can't marry Ryan! Ew!
452
00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:30,054
OK, OK, OK...
453
00:27:30,232 --> 00:27:33,225
- OK, what?
- I have no idea.
454
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,360
Mom, maybe we should go
to the emergency room.
455
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,276
Oh no, all that'll get us
is a 72-hour lockdown
456
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:41,695
in the psych ward and a Thorazine drip.
457
00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,869
- No, we're not going anywhere.
- OK...
458
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,662
Um...
459
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:50,659
So, you're in my body
and I'm in your body.
460
00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,160
Why don't we, like...
461
00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,792
Yes, I see what you're saying.
462
00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:58,546
A jolt. OK, you go over there
and I go over here.
463
00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,095
- Now when I say go... Ready?
- Yeah.
464
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:04,718
Go!
465
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,931
- Hey, Mom...
- BOTH: Ow...
466
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:12,597
- Ow. OK, that was stupid.
- Oh.
467
00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:16,689
Harry... Uh,
468
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:20,112
I was just teaching Mom
some new dance moves.
469
00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:21,940
What do you want, punk?
470
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,497
You cannot talk to him like that.
He thinks you're his mother.
471
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,662
We're going to have to tell him some time.
472
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:33,118
We're not going to tell him.
473
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,704
We're not going to tell anyone.
They'll think we're crazy.
474
00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:40,425
- Maybe we are crazy.
- I, for one, am not crazy.
475
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:42,877
I'm merely a grown woman
trapped in my daughter's body.
476
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,045
(SCOFFS)
477
00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:47,966
Oh, God, I am crazy.
478
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,198
Grandpa, could you pass the milk?
479
00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:07,698
OK, Harry's still Harry
and Grandpa's still Grandpa.
480
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:11,407
- So, it's just us? What did we do wrong?
- I don't know.
481
00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:14,033
Grandpa, pass the milk!
482
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:18,083
- Grandpa, pass the milk!
- Earthquake!
483
00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:19,630
Earthquake!
484
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,837
Earthquake! House of Chang!
485
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:26,926
- Nobody felt it but us!
- Earthquake! Earthquake!
486
00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:28,969
Honey!
487
00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,979
OK, I'll take it.
488
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,563
I guess you're not that ready yet, huh?
489
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:41,936
Uh...
490
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:46,487
Sweetheart, what are you doing here?
491
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:48,614
I thought you said
you needed a ride to work.
492
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:52,284
Right, um... Mom.
493
00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:54,411
I guess you better hurry up.
494
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:55,992
Get a grip. I am not...
495
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,291
Darling...
496
00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:06,802
could you, like, chill for a sec?
497
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:12,133
Sure, I'll... chill.
498
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:15,387
- Get going.
- I'll, like, go get your dad.
499
00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:17,889
Alan, that's not our car.
500
00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:21,021
The earthquake,
then Pei-Pei's crazy mother,
501
00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:24,980
- pointing at me and pointing at you.
- What was she mumbling in Chinese?
502
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:28,608
She did something.
Some strange Asian voodoo.
503
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:32,073
What are we going to do now?
I can't go to school like this.
504
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:35,077
You have to.
You're on the verge of suspension, Anna.
505
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:37,074
And you have
your honors qualifying exam today.
506
00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:40,745
All the more reason to stay home.
507
00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:44,458
I could go and take the exam for you.
508
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:47,168
I'm sure a high school-level test
would be quite simple for me.
509
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:50,505
Are you kidding?
You think you can be me?
510
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,723
Of course I can. Watch me.
511
00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:56,553
"Oh, everyone's out to get me.
You're ruining my life!"
512
00:30:56,730 --> 00:31:00,019
It's easy to be you.
I'll suck the fun out of everything.
513
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,605
- I do not suck the fun out of everything.
- Fun-sucker!
514
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:06,734
This is ridiculous. I will go to school
and you will stay right...
515
00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:08,823
- What?
- Evan.
516
00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:12,156
- Evan? Who's Evan?
- My neediest patient.
517
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:14,324
I've been seeing him every day
for the past three years.
518
00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:15,947
Oh, bummer.
519
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:19,000
Maybe just my face would be reassuring.
520
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:20,918
No. No way. Uh-uh.
521
00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:24,588
I am not baby-sitting
some 40-year-old whack-job.
522
00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:26,961
- What do I say to the freak?
- Nothing.
523
00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:29,757
You are in no way
to give anyone any advice.
524
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:33,757
That would be unethical. Just listen
attentively, nod occasionally,
525
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:38,057
and if you must speak, simply say,
"How do you feel about that?"
526
00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:40,142
You're serious?
527
00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:42,770
You really want us to be each other?
528
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,644
Well, we'll get through
this morning as each other,
529
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:48,522
and then go back to the restaurant
at lunch and get switched back.
530
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:50,068
Now go get dressed.
531
00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:53,359
Good luck getting dressed
without a door.
532
00:31:56,456 --> 00:31:59,824
- Thank you.
- (ANNA SCREAMS)
533
00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:04,246
- Oh, boy.
- You'll get used to it.
534
00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:05,497
What?
535
00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:07,335
You pierced your navel?
536
00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:10,381
Yeah, I meant
to talk to you about that.
537
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:14,222
- When did you do this?
- At Maddie's cousin's Sweet 16.
538
00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:16,640
When you get your body back,
it's grounded.
539
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,802
What are you doing?
540
00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:21,513
I don't know why you never wear these.
They're so cute.
541
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:25,396
Yeah, if you're selling Bibles.
What'd you do to my hair?
542
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:28,269
Oh, I've been dying to comb
these rats out for months.
543
00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:31,071
Now you can see your pretty face.
What is this?
544
00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:32,781
Oh. Fixed your jeans.
545
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:37,912
My patients are not going to pay $150
an hour to get therapy from a stripper.
546
00:32:38,248 --> 00:32:40,865
- All right, I'll drab up.
- I'll grunge down.
547
00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:42,579
Go.
548
00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:45,328
What's that?
549
00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:53,006
Ugh!
550
00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:57,848
(RADIO STATION CHANGING)
551
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,348
Feet down.
552
00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:04,932
- Harry, could you settle down, please?
- Bite me.
553
00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:06,732
(MAKES LOUD NOISE)
554
00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,309
Do you see what he does
behind your back?
555
00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:12,363
- Mom...
- Excuse me.
556
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:16,909
While I'm apologizing,
let me just say to the whole car
557
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:21,285
how truly sorry I am for being
such an insane control-freak all the time.
558
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:23,578
You're not controlling, Mom.
559
00:33:23,919 --> 00:33:26,036
I'm the one who should be apologizing
560
00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:28,963
for my flagrant disregard
for anyone's feelings but my own.
561
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:32,667
Well, at least you have
a great sense of style.
562
00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:33,883
- Not like me.
- Enough.
563
00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:38,298
- Ooh, platinum. Cool.
- Don't even think about it.
564
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:41,972
Am I supposed to follow this?
565
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:45,187
It's nothing... darling.
566
00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:52,778
One more day.
567
00:33:56,868 --> 00:34:00,236
Yeah, it's great
we're getting married, isn't it?
568
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:03,494
Even though my husband died.
How quickly I was able to get over it.
569
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:06,747
Just pull up here. Mom, out of the car.
570
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:16,218
- If you alienate Ryan in my body...
- I'll be nice.
571
00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:17,169
Don't kiss him.
572
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,882
Mom, I just had breakfast.
That's disgusting.
573
00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:24,931
Nice. OK, here's the number
for a cab company.
574
00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:27,980
- I want you back here at 11:45 sharp.
- All right.
575
00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:29,891
- Do you understand?
- All right.
576
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:32,727
What is that tone?
Are you using a tone with me?
577
00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:34,403
(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE)
578
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:37,364
Oh, my God.
579
00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:40,819
- Uh, can I go?
- What are you so anxious about?
580
00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:42,411
JAKE: Hey, Anna.
581
00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:44,871
Do you know him?
582
00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:47,367
Um...
583
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:49,168
Kinda, that's Jake.
584
00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:52,622
- No. No!
- You gotta give him a chance.
585
00:34:52,716 --> 00:34:55,129
That is the last thing I'll give him.
Just look at him.
586
00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:58,386
- You don't even know him.
- I know he's too old for you.
587
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,173
Oh my God, he's coming over.
Say hi back.
588
00:35:02,309 --> 00:35:04,392
- No!
- Say hi or I'll break up with Ryan.
589
00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:06,514
- Hi, Jake.
- Hi.
590
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:10,268
So...
591
00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:14,231
Oh, um... This is my mother,
Dr. Coleman.
592
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,147
Hi.
593
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,445
- That's a great bike.
- What?
594
00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:27,198
It's not like I've ever been on it.
I'm not allowed.
595
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,665
I mean, I'm allowed because I'm old.
596
00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,543
I gotta go.
597
00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,424
Bye.
598
00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,468
Walk with him.
599
00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:48,307
Harry, do you know who that is?
600
00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:50,934
Anna's got a boyfriend.
601
00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:53,937
HARRY:
K- I-S-S-I-N-G.
602
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:57,771
OK, where are we going next?
Harry's school?
603
00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:01,111
He can walk from here.
604
00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:04,827
- It's 20 blocks.
- Fresh air'll do you good.
605
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,864
- What about bullies?
- Run fast.
606
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:11,325
Tess, look, it's no trouble
to drive him.
607
00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:14,746
- Whatever.
- (LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
608
00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:25,757
- Hey. I've got The Hives for you.
- I beg your pardon?
609
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,468
- The CD.
- Oh, yeah, that.
610
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,894
They're coming to town next week.
I was wondering if maybe...
611
00:36:31,106 --> 00:36:34,975
That's a nice thought. I'm sure
with a haircut you'd look presentable,
612
00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:36,983
but I need to focus on schoolwork.
613
00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:39,445
Truth be told,
you're way too old for me.
614
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,983
But thanks anyway, Jason.
615
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,276
It's Jake.
616
00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:47,278
Ugh.
617
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,660
Hello. Good morning.
618
00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:52,825
Good morning. Hi.
619
00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:54,459
Hello.
620
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,293
Stacey, hi, how are you?
621
00:36:58,425 --> 00:37:00,212
Oh, wonderful!
622
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:04,465
Stacey, what are you doing?
623
00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:05,629
(YELLS)
624
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:08,307
Ow!
625
00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:10,968
Run away!
626
00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:14,354
GIRL: Are you OK, Anna?
627
00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:17,562
I am appalled that Stacey
would do something like that.
628
00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:21,313
- Yeah, shocker.
- I am going to be calling her mother.
629
00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,276
Forget about that. We'll get her later.
630
00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:25,783
- So, we saw you.
- Saw me what?
631
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:28,243
- With Jake.
- Give us the dirty details.
632
00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:30,120
- Excuse me?
- Did you make a move?
633
00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:33,374
- Is that something I would do?
- It's something you should do.
634
00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:35,455
Oh, no, no, no.
635
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:39,247
I don't believe in physical contact
with the opposite sex.
636
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,922
At all, ever.
637
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:44,418
Nothing. And you girls would do well
to follow my example.
638
00:37:57,650 --> 00:38:00,643
- Well...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
639
00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:03,150
- What?
- Uh, cold sore.
640
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,481
- Where?
- I feel it coming on. A big one.
641
00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:10,036
- I don't care.
- I'm thinking of you, really. You.
642
00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:12,112
OK. OK.
643
00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:14,198
Good thing, I guess.
644
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,292
Need a ride home
or are you gonna pick up the Volvo?
645
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:23,007
Oh, I will most definitely
be picking up the Volvo.
646
00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:27,845
(LILLIX:
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU PLAYING)
647
00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:31,678
Hey
648
00:38:36,022 --> 00:38:37,263
Hey
649
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,683
A- ha
650
00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:43,394
What I like about you
651
00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:46,484
You really know how to dance
652
00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:49,525
When you're going up, down
Jump around
653
00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:51,702
- Talk about true romance
- ASSISTANT: Oh!
654
00:38:52,205 --> 00:38:53,491
Yeah
655
00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:56,119
Keep on whispering in my ear
656
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:59,042
Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear
657
00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:03,335
Cause it's true
That's what I like about you
658
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:05,416
What I like about you
659
00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:11,509
A- ha
660
00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:19,142
Hey! Ow!
661
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:22,942
Keep on whispering in my ear
662
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:25,314
Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear
663
00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:28,694
Cause it's true
That's what I like about you
664
00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:32,068
What I like
That's what I like about you
665
00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:34,369
- Hey, how's it going?
- What I like about, hey
666
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,573
- (PHONE RINGING and BEEPING)
- Oh!
667
00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:54,799
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
668
00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:01,685
Dr. Coleman's office.
669
00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:05,814
This is Dr. Dunn's office. I'm calling
to confirm your root canal appointment.
670
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:09,404
Root canal? That's not fair.
They're not my teeth.
671
00:40:09,490 --> 00:40:11,402
OK, I'm not sure...
672
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:15,069
- No, I'm cutting the dentist.
- You mean you're cancelling?
673
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:19,157
Yeah, cancel. Like I'm gonna take
that bullet, please.
674
00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:22,083
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
675
00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:27,460
- Evan.
- No, Boris.
676
00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:29,133
Line 27.
677
00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,585
- Thanks.
- There you go.
678
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:37,429
Whoa! She's blind!
679
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,392
This sucks.
680
00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:41,846
- You wanna get that?
- No way.
681
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,977
I'm not answering that thing again.
682
00:40:45,151 --> 00:40:47,234
- Good to see ya.
- OK.
683
00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:52,856
You're here.
684
00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:56,364
Um, yeah. I'm here and you're here.
685
00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:59,621
You look fantastic. Why,
are you cancelling the session?
686
00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:01,490
- No, Kevin.
- Evan!
687
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:03,830
- Evan. Evan.
- (TELEPHONE RINGING)
688
00:41:04,504 --> 00:41:08,248
- So, shall we go in here and do it?
- Are you gonna get that?
689
00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:13,461
- No.
- So, you don't answer your phone.
690
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,639
I told you I wouldn't be able
to call you on your honeymoon,
691
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:20,468
- but you lied to me. You're a liar.
- Know what? I'll get it.
692
00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:23,145
Yo.
693
00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:25,726
What?
694
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:28,525
$10,000? For what?
695
00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:30,860
Halibut! Ew!
696
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:33,818
What kind of caterer are you?
697
00:41:33,908 --> 00:41:35,991
It's disgusting.
698
00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:37,943
Well, I'm not gonna pay for it.
699
00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:41,329
Fine, don't show up.
See if I care.
700
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,208
Yeah, I'm cancelling.
701
00:41:44,711 --> 00:41:46,953
Yeah, well, same to you, dude.
702
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,621
- So, Ethan...
- Evan!
703
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:52,208
Evan. I knew that.
704
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,805
(BATES HUMMING)
705
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:03,310
Bates. I've seen him before.
Where have I seen him before?
706
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:06,309
Like, every day in this torture chamber.
707
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,265
So, did you talk to your mom?
708
00:42:08,401 --> 00:42:11,235
BATES: Today is a lovely day...
709
00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:14,939
- for a pop quiz!
- (STUDENTS GROAN)
710
00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:18,442
All of you should have finished
reading "Hamlet" by now.
711
00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:21,161
I'm going to ask each one of you
one question.
712
00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:24,164
And you will be graded
according to your answer.
713
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:27,792
Thank God it's "Hamlet".
I was in that play in high...
714
00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:32,252
- I just... I know the play.
- Like, that'll help you.
715
00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:33,965
Mr. Waters.
716
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:36,635
Describe the character of Hamlet.
717
00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:40,597
Um...
718
00:42:41,434 --> 00:42:45,724
Hamlet... is, uh...
one of the big characters.
719
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,854
I mean, he's Hamlet.
720
00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:49,602
Um...
721
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:52,693
He's just... boppin' around.
722
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,146
Doesn't know which way's up.
723
00:42:57,116 --> 00:43:00,200
I don't think the guy's got a clue.
724
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:04,660
You mean to say that he is a man...
725
00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:08,831
- Yeah.
- who couldn't make up his...
726
00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:13,418
- mind.
- Mind. Exactly.
727
00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,586
- Very good.
- All right.
728
00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:17,505
- B.
- Yeah.
729
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,639
- Ms. Coleman.
- Yes, Mr. Bates?
730
00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:25,138
What are the central conflicts
in "Hamlet"?
731
00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:30,731
Political, of course, because Claudius
usurped his father's throne.
732
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:33,566
Oedipal, because of the undercurrents
with his mother.
733
00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:36,441
And then, there's the timeless
question of insanity.
734
00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:40,486
Is he really seeing his father's ghost,
or is he simply mad?
735
00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:45,700
That is seriously... overreaching.
736
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,449
- F.
- F?
737
00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:52,995
F.
Mr. Frenelli. Who is Fortinbras?
738
00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:55,547
MAN: So, I started reading
your new book and,
739
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:58,717
it just makes me feel really depressed.
740
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,634
And how do you feel about that?
741
00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:06,891
Depressed.
742
00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:10,308
(INCOHERENT MUMBLING AND SOBBING)
743
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,974
(CRYING CONTINUES)
744
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:20,610
And how do you feel about that?
745
00:44:21,868 --> 00:44:24,576
(HYSTERICAL MUMBLING)
746
00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:28,743
She and her best friend
aren't speaking, Doctor.
747
00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:32,710
In her diary,
she keeps mentioning this boy.
748
00:44:32,795 --> 00:44:34,536
And how do you feel about that?
749
00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:37,122
- Well, I'm worried.
- You read her diaries?
750
00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:39,340
That's gross.
751
00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:41,801
That's bad. Bad Mom award.
752
00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:45,723
But I'm concerned that she
and this boy might be...
753
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:47,800
I mean, you know...
754
00:44:47,894 --> 00:44:48,884
Stop!
755
00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:51,854
Stop! Nothing is going on
between her and this guy.
756
00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:56,271
If there was, she wouldn't be writing
about it, she'd be out there doing it.
757
00:44:56,485 --> 00:45:00,820
Her best friend probably isn't talking
to her because she likes this guy too.
758
00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:05,071
He probably even flirted with her.
But he secretly likes your daughter.
759
00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:07,406
He hasn't made his move yet
because that wouldn't be cool,
760
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,372
so now her friend is acting
like some psycho freak.
761
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,536
OK?
762
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:17,621
That's very interesting. I never
would have thought about it that way.
763
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,088
Cool, guess we're done.
764
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,382
- Hey, hold up.
- All right.
765
00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:29,974
Mr. Bates, may I please speak with you?
766
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:33,350
I think that'd be fairly pointless,
but go ahead.
767
00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:37,015
By what stretch of the imagination...
768
00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:41,942
I mean, like, how could I get an F?
What mistakes did I make?
769
00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:45,692
- Grading is subjective.
- That was a college-level analysis.
770
00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:47,783
You're qualified
to make that assessment?
771
00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:50,362
As a matter of fact,
I most certainly am.
772
00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:53,457
Well, in the words of Hamlet,
"What's done is done."
773
00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:57,707
That's Macbeth,
you know-nothing twi...
774
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,672
Bates! Elton Bates!
775
00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:03,884
- Griffith High School.
- How do you know that?
776
00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:08,548
You asked me, I mean my mom,
to the prom, but she turned you down.
777
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,934
- This is not an appropriate...
- Now you're taking it out on her daughter.
778
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,603
- Aren't you?
- I don't know what you're talking about.
779
00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:19,395
It was a high school dance.
You've got to let it go and move on, man.
780
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:22,398
If you don't, I'm sure the school board
781
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:24,817
would love to hear
about your pathetic vendetta
782
00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:26,318
against an innocent student.
783
00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:29,402
By the way, Elton,
784
00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:32,871
she had a boyfriend and you were weird.
785
00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:38,877
That was amazing!
You totally destroyed him.
786
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:42,248
I don't think Elton Bates
will be giving me trouble anymore.
787
00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:44,628
- So weird about your mom.
- What did she say?
788
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,501
- About what?
- About the audition.
789
00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:48,594
Oh, right, she said no.
790
00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,047
What?
791
00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:52,849
Well, it is her rehearsal dinner.
792
00:46:53,060 --> 00:46:55,677
Don't you think
that's rather important, too?
793
00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:59,522
And you told her this chance
would like, never come again?
794
00:46:59,734 --> 00:47:01,350
She sympathizes, but...
795
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:04,023
Don't give us this, Anna.
She's totally ruining our lives.
796
00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:05,941
You are the culprit.
797
00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:07,773
Your mom has never cared
about our music.
798
00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:12,695
Never cared? Who do you think
paid for all of those guitar lessons?
799
00:47:12,788 --> 00:47:15,371
Did she ever hear a thank you?
No, I don't think so.
800
00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,081
Anna, you said it yourself.
801
00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:21,294
Your mom hasn't paid any attention to
you since she started dating that guy.
802
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:24,164
- That's not true.
- You talk about it enough.
803
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:27,296
- I do?
- What is up with you today?
804
00:47:27,428 --> 00:47:30,421
You act like you don't care
about this band.
805
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:34,641
Look, girls... guys. If it were
any other night but tonight...
806
00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:35,683
Whatever, Anna.
807
00:47:40,066 --> 00:47:41,523
God.
808
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:48,775
(TIRES SCREECHING)
809
00:47:48,908 --> 00:47:51,275
- (HORNS HONKING)
- (CAR ALARM SOUNDING)
810
00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,986
(ROCK MUSIC GETTING LOUDER)
811
00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:55,995
(TIRES SCREECHING)
812
00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:01,330
(GASPS)
813
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,246
- You picked up my car?
- Yeah.
814
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:06,206
Get out of the car, I'm driving.
815
00:48:06,384 --> 00:48:08,717
Oh, my God.
What have you done to me?
816
00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:11,594
- Do you like it?
- Get out of the car right now!
817
00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:15,182
- Do you have your permit?
- No.
818
00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:19,727
(TIRES SCREECHING)
819
00:48:21,482 --> 00:48:25,601
My hair. It's gone. And what is this?
What have you done to my ear?
820
00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:28,402
- Mom, it's an earring.
- Take it out right now.
821
00:48:28,489 --> 00:48:30,856
- No, it looks cool.
- Don't start with me.
822
00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:33,320
Those clothes are going back
first thing tomorrow.
823
00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:35,284
Why? Everyone likes them.
You look great.
824
00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:38,204
- I look like Stevie Nicks.
- Who's he?
825
00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:42,121
- What are you doing with this?
- I'm eating.
826
00:48:42,211 --> 00:48:44,043
- You cannot eat fast food.
- Why not?
827
00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:47,835
Because it will go down your throat
and drop instantly to my thighs.
828
00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,466
- Come on...
- Watch the road.
829
00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:55,805
Oh, this food will make you
blow up like a balloon,
830
00:48:56,142 --> 00:48:58,304
but it will do nothing whatsoever to me.
831
00:48:58,394 --> 00:48:59,885
Aw, Mom!
832
00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:02,429
(MOANS)
833
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:05,565
- Oh, God, this is good.
- Mom, that's not fair.
834
00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:08,439
My first French fry in eight years.
835
00:49:08,571 --> 00:49:11,154
I can hear the Hallelujah Chorus.
836
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:14,945
- Road!
- (HORN HONKING)
837
00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:23,079
Hi! You back so soon.
838
00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:26,412
Hey, sexy new look for you,
Mrs. Coleman. You look hot.
839
00:49:26,547 --> 00:49:28,254
- Two for lunch?
- No, Pei-Pei.
840
00:49:28,424 --> 00:49:30,791
We'd like to speak to you about
something we think happened to us,
841
00:49:30,885 --> 00:49:31,875
at your restaurant.
842
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:34,256
- Something that sucks!
- Shh, let me handle this.
843
00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:35,382
OK.
844
00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:39,721
When we woke up this morning,
we weren't... ourselves.
845
00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:41,138
Yeah.
846
00:49:41,645 --> 00:49:43,932
Oh. Mama!
847
00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:51,445
Ay, ay, ay!
You come back here!
848
00:49:56,076 --> 00:49:59,285
- Hello. Hello.
- Did you give them the fortune cookie?
849
00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:10,796
- What did she say?
- Oh, she's crazy.
850
00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:19,297
(GASPS)
851
00:50:21,977 --> 00:50:23,809
- Jeez!
- Well?
852
00:50:24,855 --> 00:50:27,268
She don't know what
you're talking about. No idea.
853
00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:29,441
OK, let's have lunch.
OK, let's eat.
854
00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:31,897
- You know what we're talking about.
- Let's hit her.
855
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:34,897
OK, OK, OK.
856
00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:36,276
Uh...
857
00:50:36,659 --> 00:50:39,276
I cannot fix it. Only you can fix it.
858
00:50:39,411 --> 00:50:41,869
When the fortune come true,
then you go back. Not before.
859
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:45,453
- What fortune?
- From the fortune cookie.
860
00:50:45,918 --> 00:50:47,875
You find the answer in each other.
861
00:50:47,962 --> 00:50:51,080
When the fortune come true,
then you go back, OK?
862
00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:52,709
No big deal.
863
00:50:53,342 --> 00:50:55,834
You mean we're like,
stuck in this suck-fest?
864
00:50:55,928 --> 00:50:59,638
- You're not going to do anything?
- How about 10% off catering?
865
00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:02,090
No, Pei-Pei, I already told you,
we have a caterer.
866
00:51:02,184 --> 00:51:06,394
Uh... actually, there's something
I forgot to tell you.
867
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,474
OK, good idea!
How about I do?
868
00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:14,861
- What did that fortune say?
- Like, I remember?
869
00:51:14,947 --> 00:51:17,564
- I don't remember either.
- I hate this!
870
00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:21,865
I don't want to get married at 15!
It's not even legal.
871
00:51:22,037 --> 00:51:24,495
I want my room back.
I want my friends.
872
00:51:24,623 --> 00:51:27,115
I want to eat whatever I want
when I want.
873
00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:30,961
- Mommy.
- I know, sweetie. It's a hard day.
874
00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:33,504
It's OK, we'll get through it.
Sweetie, breathe.
875
00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:36,090
Deep breath.
We'll go home and find the fortune.
876
00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,377
- (ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
- Oh!
877
00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:40,966
- My organizer.
- Make it stop.
878
00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:43,389
It's been going off all day.
879
00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:45,216
(GASPS)
880
00:51:45,394 --> 00:51:48,102
Parent-teacher conference!
I completely forgot.
881
00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:50,347
You have to be at Harry's school
in 15 minutes.
882
00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:53,725
- No! I hate teachers.
- You have to go. I'll go to your school,
883
00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:56,903
and take your qualifying exam,
and everything will be OK. OK?
884
00:51:57,072 --> 00:51:59,155
- OK, let's go.
- Yeah, but...
885
00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:00,777
(YELLS)
886
00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:02,985
(TIRES SCREECHING)
887
00:52:05,247 --> 00:52:06,488
Mom?
888
00:52:06,582 --> 00:52:08,244
Yeah, whatever.
889
00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:12,035
Mrs. Coleman.
890
00:52:13,005 --> 00:52:15,418
All right, let's do this thing.
891
00:52:15,966 --> 00:52:18,174
OK. Well...
892
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:21,753
What can I say about Harry?
He... he is a sweet boy.
893
00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:26,050
But he's having
a little trouble with bullies.
894
00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:29,686
So? That's character-building.
895
00:52:29,855 --> 00:52:32,097
Kid needs to toughen up.
He's kind of a wimp.
896
00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:37,486
- So, that's it? I can go?
- No, not exactly. Uh...
897
00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:42,236
Harry's very bright, but he's having
a problem applying himself,
898
00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,776
- particularly in math.
- So, hold him back.
899
00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:48,738
He's short.
He'll fit in, know what I mean?
900
00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:52,959
Um... Well, you know,
he's very good in English.
901
00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:56,212
I had the class write an essay
on who they admire most,
902
00:52:56,340 --> 00:53:00,459
and he wrote a wonderful paper
about your daughter.
903
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:22,530
So, what'd she say?
904
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:25,158
She showed me the paper
you wrote about Anna.
905
00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:27,026
- You saw that?
- Mm-hm.
906
00:53:27,162 --> 00:53:30,280
- Don't tell her I like her.
- Why not?
907
00:53:30,416 --> 00:53:32,749
Because we have too much fun fighting.
908
00:53:37,631 --> 00:53:42,126
You know kid, you are way more twisted
than I thought.
909
00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:48,924
- (GIGGLES) Good try! Loser!
- Oh, man!
910
00:53:51,103 --> 00:53:52,935
Good luck flunking.
911
00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:56,894
Stacey, I want to talk to you.
Come here.
912
00:53:58,152 --> 00:54:02,021
Why this falling out?
We were best friends in sixth grade.
913
00:54:02,573 --> 00:54:06,237
I know I got involved with my music
and you with your cheerleading.
914
00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:08,735
But why does this have to be
World War III?
915
00:54:08,871 --> 00:54:11,614
All those years of trick-or-treating
and sleep-overs.
916
00:54:12,374 --> 00:54:15,037
Don't you remember any of it?
I know I do.
917
00:54:15,586 --> 00:54:18,124
I mean, how do you feel about that?
918
00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:21,172
All right, let's all take our seats
for the test.
919
00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:25,050
Sit with me?
920
00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:28,130
Communication. That's all it takes.
921
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:32,467
- Hey! There you are.
- (GASPS)
922
00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:34,769
- You again.
- Look at you.
923
00:54:35,314 --> 00:54:38,182
- Love the hair.
- (GIGGLES)
924
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,858
Got a surprise for you.
You're gonna be happy with me.
925
00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:44,437
- I seriously doubt that.
- Great dress. Sexy.
926
00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,898
- Oozing sore!
- I don't see anything.
927
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,994
- Make-up. Great stuff.
- Take it easy, stud.
928
00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:54,447
- Save it for the honeymoon.
- You know what? We have to go anyway.
929
00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:57,750
- No, I have to get that fortune thingy.
- No.
930
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:01,834
- No time, I've got my sweater on.
- No, I just have to go up...
931
00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:03,797
We have to leave now.
We'll spoil the surprise.
932
00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:06,967
- RYAN: Watch your step.
- TESS: OK, OK.
933
00:55:07,095 --> 00:55:09,462
- Still got your eyes closed?
- Yeah.
934
00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:12,724
All right, relax. Open 'em.
935
00:55:13,977 --> 00:55:17,470
You're on "The Dottie Robertson Show".
They had a last-second cancellation.
936
00:55:17,606 --> 00:55:19,973
You're on. I got you on
The Dottie Robertson Show.
937
00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:21,394
To talk about that book?
938
00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:24,527
- Break a leg, honey!
- I didn't want to say anything because...
939
00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:25,899
We're ready for you now, Dr. Coleman.
940
00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:27,696
I know you get nervous,
but you're gonna be great.
941
00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:28,781
- I'm gonna barf!
- Gonna be great.
942
00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:30,904
- This way.
- Go get 'em.
943
00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:33,323
Watch your step.
944
00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:35,909
- Right this way and...
- I'm really not...
945
00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:38,036
and right there.
There you go. Sorry.
946
00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:39,037
It's OK.
947
00:55:39,127 --> 00:55:41,244
Make-up's gonna come to you, sweetie.
948
00:55:42,214 --> 00:55:45,457
ANNA: What is this thing?
"Through the Looking Glass."
949
00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:49,969
"Senescence"."Senescence"?
"Se-ne-sen-sy..."
950
00:55:50,055 --> 00:55:51,466
What?
951
00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:57,518
TESS: The sum of the areas
of the shaded regions in terms of D
952
00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:59,891
is equal to: A: D squared
times the sum of pi
953
00:55:59,982 --> 00:56:02,440
divided by four minus D divided by two.
954
00:56:02,568 --> 00:56:06,608
B: D squared times the sum of pi cubed
divided by D minus two.
955
00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:11,112
What's pi again? 3 point something.
This is ridiculous!
956
00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:13,944
I've never used pi.
Anna's never gonna use pi.
957
00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:15,786
Why is it called pi anyway?
958
00:56:15,956 --> 00:56:17,322
OK, focus.
959
00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:20,825
Or C: D cubed minus the sum of pi
squared minus D two...
960
00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:22,000
Psst!
961
00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:29,675
Miss Brown, she's copying my test.
962
00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:39,477
(SNORING)
963
00:56:46,486 --> 00:56:48,318
(SNORING)
964
00:56:57,539 --> 00:57:00,077
- Hey, cheater.
- I did not cheat.
965
00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:02,158
That Stacey Hinkhouse
is a conniving little...
966
00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:03,580
Hey, whatever, it's your business.
967
00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:06,959
I did not cheat.
Don't you smirk at me.
968
00:57:07,090 --> 00:57:09,798
If you're so perfect, then why
are you in detention all the time?
969
00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:12,298
I'm not in detention. I work here.
970
00:57:13,180 --> 00:57:14,296
(SIGHS)
971
00:57:15,724 --> 00:57:18,808
What would you say if I told you
I could help you finish your test?
972
00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:23,187
- Really?
- Yeah.
973
00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:26,562
My publisher doesn't think
anybody's gonna know
974
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:28,355
what the word "senescence" means.
975
00:57:29,780 --> 00:57:32,614
- Do you know what it means?
- No, please to sit still.
976
00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:39,904
All right, they keep the tests
in the file room.
977
00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:42,035
We're going through here?
978
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:44,663
They're so burned out
they won't even notice. Trust me.
979
00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:50,503
(INDISTINCT VOICES ON TELEVISION)
980
00:58:11,738 --> 00:58:13,821
All right. Coleman.
981
00:58:16,952 --> 00:58:18,193
Anna Coleman.
982
00:58:18,286 --> 00:58:20,573
My gosh, thank you.
983
00:58:20,914 --> 00:58:22,450
Now, hurry up and finish your test.
984
00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:24,790
You know, you really are something, Jake.
985
00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:28,745
I'll watch the door.
986
00:58:30,882 --> 00:58:33,499
Loved your book.
I actually read this one.
987
00:58:35,303 --> 00:58:36,635
That makes one of us.
988
00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:39,047
Ready, and...
989
00:58:39,182 --> 00:58:41,299
Three, two...
990
00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:45,432
Hi, and welcome back.
We're here with Dr. Tess Coleman,
991
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:49,766
author of "Through the Looking Glass:
Senescence in Retrograde."
992
00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:52,439
So, Doctor, tell us about your new book.
993
00:58:56,950 --> 00:58:58,407
Well...
994
00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:02,411
- I wrote it.
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
995
00:59:02,706 --> 00:59:04,538
Yes, you did.
996
00:59:04,624 --> 00:59:05,956
But tell us...
997
00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:11,789
what got you interested in the
physical and intellectual exhaustion
998
00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:16,630
that seems to overcome those of us
who are, let's say, no longer 20?
999
00:59:19,264 --> 00:59:22,553
"Senescence", like "senile". Old people!
1000
00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:24,683
Got it, got it.
1001
00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:28,684
And, let's face it,
we are tired much of the time.
1002
00:59:29,941 --> 00:59:33,981
That's why I've been craving caffeine
all day, I thought I was dying.
1003
00:59:34,112 --> 00:59:36,479
(AUDIENCE LAUGHTER)
1004
01:00:05,185 --> 01:00:06,551
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1005
01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:09,474
But you still haven't answered
the fundamental question.
1006
01:00:10,065 --> 01:00:12,182
Why are we so tired?
1007
01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:15,355
Well...
1008
01:00:15,487 --> 01:00:20,027
Of course we're tired
because of our demanding and hectic...
1009
01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:27,530
Do you wanna know why adults
are so tired all the time?
1010
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:31,747
Because they spend their time obsessing
about these stupid lame things
1011
01:00:31,837 --> 01:00:34,295
they don't really have to do.
Like cooking.
1012
01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:36,581
I mean, have you never
heard of take-out?
1013
01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:40,836
And cleaning, let's don't,
and say we did!
1014
01:00:41,388 --> 01:00:44,222
And quality time with your kids,
1015
01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:46,549
You know what, quit buggin' 'em!
1016
01:00:46,685 --> 01:00:48,722
Leave 'em alone. They like it.
1017
01:00:48,895 --> 01:00:50,636
(LAUGHTER ON TV)
1018
01:00:52,774 --> 01:00:55,437
I don't remember
reading any of this in your book.
1019
01:00:55,527 --> 01:00:56,608
Hello!
1020
01:00:56,778 --> 01:01:00,397
It's called reading between the lines.
1021
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:02,732
- Oh, my God.
- What?
1022
01:01:04,411 --> 01:01:05,367
That's my mom.
1023
01:01:05,537 --> 01:01:06,948
Try listening to the Yeah Yeah Yeahs,
1024
01:01:07,038 --> 01:01:09,246
The Vines, The Breeders and,
1025
01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:13,451
if you're excited about something, why
do you have to hold it in all the time?
1026
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:17,254
You know, just scream about it!
OK, do this with me, all right?
1027
01:01:17,465 --> 01:01:19,832
Let's just say this cute guy
asks you out.
1028
01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:20,791
What are you gonna do?
1029
01:01:20,969 --> 01:01:23,962
(TESS SCREAMS and CHEERS)
1030
01:01:24,556 --> 01:01:26,388
(AUDIENCE HOWLS)
1031
01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:27,760
Come on, that was pathetic!
1032
01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:31,060
You keep all that bottled up,
no wonder you're getting old.
1033
01:01:31,146 --> 01:01:34,230
I'm serious. This guy's hot.
What are you gonna do?
1034
01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:36,314
God, your mom's cool.
1035
01:01:36,735 --> 01:01:39,728
- I can't hear you!
- (CROWD CHEERING)
1036
01:01:41,239 --> 01:01:43,777
Oh, she is dead, worse than dead.
1037
01:01:43,909 --> 01:01:47,778
She will spend the next year in
a phoneless, dateless, Amish existence.
1038
01:01:48,246 --> 01:01:50,704
I've got to get home.
Gotta get home!
1039
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,662
(ANDREW WK:
SHE IS BEAUTIFUL PLAYING)
1040
01:01:53,793 --> 01:01:57,412
I never knew girls existed like you
1041
01:01:58,256 --> 01:02:02,421
- (ALL CHEERING)
- She is beautiful, she is beautiful
1042
01:02:03,887 --> 01:02:05,344
The girl is beautiful
1043
01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:10,011
Listen, I need you to give me a ride.
1044
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,763
I thought your mom
didn't want you on a bike.
1045
01:02:11,937 --> 01:02:14,145
You know,
you're a little too virtuous, kid.
1046
01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:17,014
You know what?
I'm late for my second job.
1047
01:02:17,108 --> 01:02:19,145
Just give me the ride.
1048
01:02:19,361 --> 01:02:21,774
I know for a fact
my mother will understand.
1049
01:02:21,905 --> 01:02:23,771
You know what, I'm just gonna
be very honest with you.
1050
01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:26,698
You seem really different
than the person I thought you were.
1051
01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:29,284
I saw what you did to Stacey's test.
1052
01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:32,868
I think you're right.
You're too young for me.
1053
01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,496
But I don't even know why I did that.
1054
01:02:35,627 --> 01:02:38,040
- It's really not like me, honestly.
- Good luck, Anna.
1055
01:02:40,966 --> 01:02:43,299
Come on, they'll let her
retake the test.
1056
01:02:43,385 --> 01:02:44,842
(GRUNTS)
1057
01:02:45,053 --> 01:02:47,420
That's the first time Tessie's work
hasn't put me to sleep.
1058
01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:49,714
I might even read one of those books.
1059
01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:53,593
Hey. Excuse me. Is Dr. Coleman
coming out soon?
1060
01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:57,221
Dottie had her escorted
from the building 10 minutes ago, sir.
1061
01:02:57,357 --> 01:02:59,314
But she rocks, doesn't she?
1062
01:02:59,442 --> 01:03:01,525
Look, she signed my butt.
1063
01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:04,903
- Yes!
- Whoo!
1064
01:03:05,991 --> 01:03:07,357
(GRANDPA LAUGHS)
1065
01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:10,485
(FLAMING LIPS:
FIGHT TEST PLAYING)
1066
01:03:12,372 --> 01:03:14,705
Can I have a quad shot caramel latte?
1067
01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,001
Mrs. Coleman?
1068
01:03:20,297 --> 01:03:22,914
Jake... What are you doing here?
1069
01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:24,624
I work here.
1070
01:03:25,176 --> 01:03:29,090
Hey, I caught the show.
You were... great.
1071
01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:32,090
Thanks. How was Anna today?
1072
01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:34,391
I mean, was she nice to you?
1073
01:03:34,978 --> 01:03:39,188
She was stressing a little,
but you know how it is with school.
1074
01:03:39,274 --> 01:03:42,563
OK, cause if she wasn't,
I'd have to punish her.
1075
01:03:44,362 --> 01:03:45,648
You punish her?
1076
01:03:45,780 --> 01:03:48,363
No mom that listens to The Vines
would punish anybody.
1077
01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,987
- You like The Vines?
- I got the bootlegs.
1078
01:03:51,328 --> 01:03:52,535
Shut up!
1079
01:03:52,954 --> 01:03:55,412
(HARRY IMITATING TESS HOWLING)
1080
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,657
Oh, Anna-banana, it's you!
1081
01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:59,826
- Where's Mom?
- She ditched us at the studio.
1082
01:04:01,129 --> 01:04:04,293
Harry, get down
from the table this instant!
1083
01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:06,840
I'm imitating Mom.
You should've seen her today.
1084
01:04:06,968 --> 01:04:08,755
She was so cool.
1085
01:04:09,137 --> 01:04:11,720
(HARRY CONTINUES HOWLING)
1086
01:04:17,145 --> 01:04:19,853
- Ramones.
- Love.
1087
01:04:21,149 --> 01:04:25,063
- Uh... White Stripes.
- Can't stand 'em.
1088
01:04:25,195 --> 01:04:27,983
I know, me neither.
I mean, get a bass player.
1089
01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:30,815
(BOWLING FOR SOUP:
BABY, ONE MORE TIME PLAYING)
1090
01:04:31,076 --> 01:04:34,660
I love this song. Am I so lame
that I would love "Baby, One More Time"?
1091
01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:38,494
- Not this cover, it's a classic.
- Still believe
1092
01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:42,167
When I'm not with you
I lose my mind
1093
01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:46,164
Give me a sign
1094
01:04:46,341 --> 01:04:49,379
Hit me, baby, one more time
1095
01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:51,961
(TESS GIGGLING)
1096
01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:56,056
How was I supposed to know?
1097
01:04:58,103 --> 01:05:04,191
Oh, pretty baby
I shouldn't have let you go
1098
01:05:06,277 --> 01:05:09,270
- I gotta go.
- What? Don't go.
1099
01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:12,448
No, I-I have a wedding rehearsal.
1100
01:05:12,617 --> 01:05:14,483
- Okay, whose?
- Mine.
1101
01:05:16,746 --> 01:05:19,489
- Are you serious?
- I wish I wasn't.
1102
01:05:21,876 --> 01:05:25,085
Hey. Look, you're not really
getting married, are you?
1103
01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:29,006
Please, listen, this was so fun
and I'm gonna remember it forever...
1104
01:05:29,134 --> 01:05:30,750
- But you can't just...
- Jake.
1105
01:05:30,927 --> 01:05:32,668
Look, I don't know
what's going on here,
1106
01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:34,719
I don't know what
this whole thing is...
1107
01:05:34,848 --> 01:05:37,761
I just... I feel like I know you.
1108
01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:41,932
- I have to go. Really, I just...
- Please.
1109
01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:46,857
Just please, let me at least
give you a ride.
1110
01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:50,227
OK.
1111
01:06:13,511 --> 01:06:14,922
There you are, you little monster.
1112
01:06:16,347 --> 01:06:17,554
OK.
1113
01:06:17,724 --> 01:06:20,216
(JOEY RAMONE:
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD PLAYING)
1114
01:06:28,359 --> 01:06:31,022
I see trees of green
1115
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:33,771
Red roses too
1116
01:06:34,782 --> 01:06:37,525
- I see them bloom
- Tess?
1117
01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:39,781
- For me and you
- Tess!
1118
01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:43,205
And I say to myself
- Tess!
1119
01:06:44,417 --> 01:06:49,082
What a wonderful world
1120
01:06:53,551 --> 01:06:55,634
- (MOTORCYCLE REVVING)
- (DOOR OPENS)
1121
01:06:59,682 --> 01:07:02,925
Where have you been? You needed
to be dressed a half hour ago.
1122
01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:05,227
- No we're not.
- Tell me where you've been, young lady!
1123
01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:06,471
"Young lady"?
1124
01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:08,062
Uh...
1125
01:07:08,816 --> 01:07:12,685
Role playing. Her idea.
A new therapeutic technique.
1126
01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:14,436
Switching points of view.
1127
01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:17,611
If I switch with Harry,
do I have to wear a thong?
1128
01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:19,734
Earthquake! Save me!
1129
01:07:19,953 --> 01:07:22,036
Get back here, you little...
1130
01:07:22,163 --> 01:07:24,280
Anna, where do I even begin?
1131
01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:26,787
Could it be your career-killing
TV appearance?
1132
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:29,493
Your non-stop partying
with my car and wallet?
1133
01:07:29,587 --> 01:07:32,079
Or, perhaps,
my body's makeover from hell?
1134
01:07:33,007 --> 01:07:35,374
Are you listening to a word I'm saying?
1135
01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:39,420
- Yes.
- And get that cheap stud out of my ear.
1136
01:07:39,514 --> 01:07:41,551
Mom, he is so awesome.
1137
01:07:41,683 --> 01:07:43,675
- Who?
- Jake.
1138
01:07:43,768 --> 01:07:46,306
Oh, please, Mommy,
can I go out with him? Please?
1139
01:07:46,437 --> 01:07:48,850
Not in Ryan's fiancée's body, you can't.
1140
01:07:49,023 --> 01:07:51,811
What am I supposed to do
in Ryan's fiancée's body?
1141
01:07:52,026 --> 01:07:53,983
Go to this thing tonight, be you?
1142
01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,437
OK, that's today.
What about tomorrow, Mom?
1143
01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:58,147
I really, really, really don't want
to get married.
1144
01:07:59,367 --> 01:08:02,360
I don't think you're all that thrilled
about me getting married either, Anna.
1145
01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:03,360
(SIGHS)
1146
01:08:04,831 --> 01:08:06,038
Why?
1147
01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:08,791
Why can't we talk about this?
1148
01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:10,913
What is it about Ryan
that you don't like?
1149
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,328
He's fine.
1150
01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:15,130
But he's not your father.
1151
01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:18,459
(SIGHS) Mom, I really don't want
to talk about this right now.
1152
01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:21,671
Time's running out to talk
about it, honey. Please tell me.
1153
01:08:22,056 --> 01:08:24,389
Mom, do what you want.
1154
01:08:24,601 --> 01:08:27,093
Marry the dude,
just don't make me do it, OK?
1155
01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:28,518
RYAN: Tess!
1156
01:08:30,648 --> 01:08:32,355
Privacy's a privilege, Anna.
1157
01:08:32,525 --> 01:08:35,142
- Tess!
- Go!
1158
01:08:35,570 --> 01:08:36,651
Yo, what's up?
1159
01:08:38,698 --> 01:08:41,532
You know what?
I'm not really a prying kind of guy.
1160
01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:44,031
But just for the heck of it,
I was wondering what you were doing
1161
01:08:44,162 --> 01:08:45,494
on the eve of our wedding
1162
01:08:45,872 --> 01:08:48,956
straddling some guy
on the back of a big, black Harley.
1163
01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:51,284
Hello, it was a Ducati.
1164
01:08:51,419 --> 01:08:53,786
Tess, is there something
you'd like to tell me?
1165
01:08:54,047 --> 01:08:56,039
Some fantasy you're trying to get out
of your system?
1166
01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:58,169
Because I'd like to know about it now.
1167
01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:01,669
I just needed a ride.
1168
01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:04,387
I... I didn't really even know the guy.
1169
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:05,385
(STUTTERS)
1170
01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:06,674
I... I didn't know what...
1171
01:09:06,809 --> 01:09:09,517
He's a friend of mine, Ryan.
1172
01:09:10,021 --> 01:09:15,062
He likes me and my mom
wouldn't let me go out with him,
1173
01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:19,065
so I just had to beg her
to check him out for me.
1174
01:09:20,365 --> 01:09:21,856
And she did.
1175
01:09:21,991 --> 01:09:26,861
And, she actually came to find
that he's a very together young man.
1176
01:09:27,121 --> 01:09:29,784
And she approves.
1177
01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:34,455
- Really?
- Really.
1178
01:09:34,921 --> 01:09:36,457
Snap!
1179
01:09:39,467 --> 01:09:43,256
- Uh-huh.
- So, let's do this thingy.
1180
01:09:43,429 --> 01:09:46,718
- You mean our wedding rehearsal?
- Yeah, whatever.
1181
01:09:55,733 --> 01:09:57,645
Tell me, baby
1182
01:09:57,777 --> 01:10:02,112
Cause I need to know now,
oh, because
1183
01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:06,033
My loneliness is killing me
1184
01:10:06,119 --> 01:10:12,241
And I, I must confess
I still believe
1185
01:10:12,375 --> 01:10:13,582
Still believe
1186
01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:14,707
Excuse me.
1187
01:10:16,003 --> 01:10:19,417
When I'm not with you
I lose my mind
1188
01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:23,589
Give me a sign
1189
01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:25,340
Hit me ba...
(GRUNTS)
1190
01:10:27,014 --> 01:10:29,757
- What are you doing?
- TESS: Shotgun!
1191
01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:32,093
- I wanna talk to your mom.
- Are you insane?
1192
01:10:32,186 --> 01:10:34,519
- I know I am.
- What are you thinking?
1193
01:10:34,647 --> 01:10:37,890
How can you entertain ideas
about you and a woman her age?
1194
01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:40,601
What are you talking about?
She looks great.
1195
01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:42,652
Really? Wow.
1196
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:44,897
No! You have to disappear.
1197
01:10:44,991 --> 01:10:46,357
I know it's unconventional.
1198
01:10:46,451 --> 01:10:50,536
I know nothing can happen.
I'm not stupid, I just...
1199
01:10:50,621 --> 01:10:53,159
I wanna know her.
I wanna be able to talk to her.
1200
01:10:53,249 --> 01:10:56,037
Do not come near my mother
or her fiancé, do you understand?
1201
01:10:56,127 --> 01:10:57,663
Man, I don't understand anything.
1202
01:10:57,754 --> 01:11:00,792
For God's sake, Jake, you really need
to find someone your own age.
1203
01:11:04,177 --> 01:11:08,592
Anna, you're beautiful,
but you're... not her.
1204
01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:11,264
Stop it! Promise you'll leave
my mother alone.
1205
01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:12,886
TESS: Anna-banana!
1206
01:11:12,977 --> 01:11:14,013
(GRUNTS)
1207
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:21,983
I'll give you one thing,
he definitely likes you for your mind.
1208
01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:31,576
(JAZZ PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
1209
01:11:38,419 --> 01:11:40,877
HARRY: Come on!
1210
01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:50,758
All right, let's do this.
1211
01:11:54,685 --> 01:11:56,051
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (LAUGHTER)
1212
01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:58,512
- There we go.
- I'll have what...
1213
01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:00,981
- What you doing?
- Nothing. Did you bring it?
1214
01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:02,399
Here. Can you get away?
1215
01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:05,895
I'd love to, it's just I'm meeting
thousands of 100-year-old people.
1216
01:12:06,072 --> 01:12:09,816
- Those are Ryan's parents. Hi.
- It doesn't make them any less old.
1217
01:12:09,951 --> 01:12:13,695
Ryan, do you think I could borrow
my mother for just one minute?
1218
01:12:15,039 --> 01:12:15,995
Sure.
1219
01:12:21,629 --> 01:12:24,292
OK, there's got to be some clue here.
1220
01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:31,341
"A journey soon begins, its prize
reflected in another's eyes..."
1221
01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:33,888
- OK, that was the switch.
- Let me see.
1222
01:12:34,058 --> 01:12:36,015
OK, blah, blah, blah...
1223
01:12:36,102 --> 01:12:39,220
"lack, then selfless love
will change you back."
1224
01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:41,521
Great, that means we're stuck
like this forever.
1225
01:12:41,649 --> 01:12:44,938
Now is not a moment for your negativity.
Let's try to be selfless.
1226
01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:46,939
Give me your hands.
1227
01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:54,026
OK, I'm being selfless.
Are you being selfless?
1228
01:12:54,161 --> 01:12:55,368
Yeah, I'm being selfless.
1229
01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:57,741
You're not doing a very good job
of it because we're still here.
1230
01:12:57,957 --> 01:13:01,450
Oh right. So now it's my fault.
Why is everything always...
1231
01:13:01,544 --> 01:13:02,534
(TESS GASPS)
1232
01:13:02,670 --> 01:13:03,877
It's Jake.
1233
01:13:04,046 --> 01:13:08,290
He must've followed us.
Mom, what are we gonna do?
1234
01:13:08,759 --> 01:13:11,593
- Mom? Mom!
- (MUFFLED SCREAM)
1235
01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:14,596
Shh. Don't scream.
1236
01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:15,798
Just listen to us.
1237
01:13:15,933 --> 01:13:17,595
We're half a block away from
the House of Blues.
1238
01:13:17,935 --> 01:13:20,473
Just tell 'em you're going
to the bathroom, come do the song,
1239
01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:22,312
you'll be back before they know
you've gone.
1240
01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:24,856
- I can't.
- I tried to learn your solo and I suck.
1241
01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:27,192
- Yeah.
- Two bands have gone, and they blew.
1242
01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:29,107
We might have a chance
if you come with us.
1243
01:13:29,488 --> 01:13:32,026
No. When I say I can't,
you don't know the half of it.
1244
01:13:32,158 --> 01:13:33,820
Anna, don't make me do this.
1245
01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:35,654
(GASPS)
1246
01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:44,292
(GASPS)
1247
01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:49,624
What are you doing? If Ryan
sees you here, it'll blow everything.
1248
01:13:49,717 --> 01:13:52,255
I know, I'm sorry.
It's just...
1249
01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:54,419
- When I look into your eyes...
- Stop it!
1250
01:13:54,597 --> 01:13:58,307
Jake, believe me, it is not me
you like, it's Anna.
1251
01:13:58,392 --> 01:14:01,430
No, you're the exciting one.
The musical one.
1252
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:03,352
Actually, I learned it all from her.
1253
01:14:03,564 --> 01:14:04,930
I'm tone deaf.
1254
01:14:05,066 --> 01:14:08,184
- Tess?
- Shh. Don't move!
1255
01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,143
Found it!
1256
01:14:10,237 --> 01:14:11,398
- Found what?
- My earring.
1257
01:14:11,489 --> 01:14:13,902
I found it, I thought I lost it.
1258
01:14:16,661 --> 01:14:18,698
Anna's friends decided to crash.
1259
01:14:18,788 --> 01:14:19,619
You guys?
1260
01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:21,451
Know anything about this?
1261
01:14:21,999 --> 01:14:25,492
Well, I think they're trying to get Anna
1262
01:14:25,586 --> 01:14:27,578
to go to an audition
at the House of Blues,
1263
01:14:27,713 --> 01:14:31,423
which had to be tonight. But I said no,
she had to stay here.
1264
01:14:31,592 --> 01:14:34,050
- You're kidding?
- No, that's how it went down.
1265
01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:37,971
I know it's not important and she's
just a girl in a stupid rock band...
1266
01:14:38,099 --> 01:14:41,433
Dr. Coleman, dude, I'm really sorry,
1267
01:14:41,519 --> 01:14:43,932
but couldn't we just borrow Anna
for like, 20 minutes?
1268
01:14:44,021 --> 01:14:47,640
We'd never ask you or like,
anybody for anything ever again.
1269
01:14:47,733 --> 01:14:49,190
I am appalled at you two.
1270
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:52,152
- I clearly said...
- Go.
1271
01:14:52,238 --> 01:14:54,230
- What?
- Go.
1272
01:14:54,907 --> 01:14:56,899
- Ryan...
- What are you still doing here?
1273
01:14:57,201 --> 01:15:00,035
- Go, right now.
- Thank you so much.
1274
01:15:00,121 --> 01:15:02,989
I told you he wouldn't
totally ruin your life. Thank you!
1275
01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:06,075
Mr. Dude, you rock!
1276
01:15:07,086 --> 01:15:08,372
Thanks, guys.
1277
01:15:13,634 --> 01:15:16,718
- Are you mad?
- No.
1278
01:15:18,931 --> 01:15:21,639
Do you, like, not want
to get married now?
1279
01:15:23,602 --> 01:15:24,683
No.
1280
01:15:26,397 --> 01:15:28,684
No, I don't, not if you're going
to put me in this role.
1281
01:15:29,775 --> 01:15:32,813
- What role?
- The role of insensitive stepfather
1282
01:15:32,903 --> 01:15:35,520
who couldn't care less,
or thinks it's a stupid rock band,
1283
01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:39,198
or any of the preposterous
things you just said.
1284
01:15:39,285 --> 01:15:41,777
How can you say I don't care?
I'm not that guy, Tess.
1285
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:45,080
And, if that's who you think I am,
this is never gonna work.
1286
01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:47,283
When I fell in love with you,
I knew you came with a history,
1287
01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:49,831
and a family and I respect
the hell out of that.
1288
01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:52,625
You've always put the kids first.
That's exactly how it should be.
1289
01:15:52,757 --> 01:15:54,589
That's how I want it.
1290
01:15:55,092 --> 01:15:59,336
I never pushed Anna because I want her
to like me on her own terms,
1291
01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:01,513
in her own way.
1292
01:16:02,391 --> 01:16:03,848
Wow.
1293
01:16:05,603 --> 01:16:07,595
- That's very cool.
- Yeah.
1294
01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:12,440
- Now, what are you still doing here?
- What do you mean?
1295
01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:16,482
You should be over there.
That's where you want to be.
1296
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:18,564
Cheering her on,
that's where I want you to be.
1297
01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:20,315
- But...
- Go on!
1298
01:16:20,451 --> 01:16:23,785
Go. I can hold down the fort
here for 20 minutes.
1299
01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:26,913
Wish her luck for me.
1300
01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:29,575
OK.
1301
01:16:36,675 --> 01:16:38,712
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1302
01:16:44,183 --> 01:16:46,846
- Hold it.
- You're not serious, no.
1303
01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:48,017
OK, great.
1304
01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:51,222
I've got ID for once. Thanks.
1305
01:16:51,732 --> 01:16:53,815
(THE DONNAS: BACKSTAGE PLAYING)
1306
01:16:53,901 --> 01:16:57,645
Well, you're all dressed up
And then you had some place to go
1307
01:16:57,738 --> 01:17:00,446
Yeah, you waited so long
1308
01:17:00,533 --> 01:17:02,445
So, it's a good crowd out there.
1309
01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:06,115
Anna, what are you doing?
What's wrong?
1310
01:17:06,205 --> 01:17:08,663
- I can't do this.
- Since when do you get nervous?
1311
01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:12,660
- No, I really, really can't.
- You rock harder than anyone I know.
1312
01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:15,913
The rocking may be
in short supply tonight, girls.
1313
01:17:16,006 --> 01:17:19,215
- What do you mean?
- I'm just not myself.
1314
01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:22,544
Anna, look, I know you're stressing.
OK, we all are.
1315
01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:25,301
And I know that maybe
it won't be brilliant.
1316
01:17:25,391 --> 01:17:28,384
But we'll forgive each other. We'll find
some way to laugh about it later.
1317
01:17:28,561 --> 01:17:31,645
Right now, I just really want us
to take this shot, OK?
1318
01:17:31,897 --> 01:17:35,186
- We'll still love you, even if it blows.
- Yeah.
1319
01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:39,235
OK, I'll try.
I mean, how hard can it be?
1320
01:17:39,572 --> 01:17:42,610
Don't forget, we changed
the chord progression in the first verse
1321
01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:45,443
from CCD to CDC.
1322
01:17:45,619 --> 01:17:47,326
You play notes?
1323
01:17:48,330 --> 01:17:52,074
I mean, I just thought we could play
in the key of rock.
1324
01:17:53,502 --> 01:17:57,621
- Yeah. OK, let's fix your hair.
- Yeah, what's with the bun?
1325
01:18:01,594 --> 01:18:04,007
- Mrs. Coleman!
- Jake! Stop!
1326
01:18:04,096 --> 01:18:05,678
Look, I knew it,
you're running away from him!
1327
01:18:05,806 --> 01:18:09,766
Jake, if you like me at all,
you will just leave me alone.
1328
01:18:09,852 --> 01:18:11,969
- Yeah, but...
- Please, no.
1329
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:17,228
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the stage
1330
01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:20,652
the next act in the KISS FM
Wango Tango auditions
1331
01:18:20,738 --> 01:18:25,073
from right here in Los Angeles,
let's give it up for Pink Slip.
1332
01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:29,319
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1333
01:18:35,169 --> 01:18:37,252
Yeah
1334
01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:41,006
Yeah
1335
01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:46,761
Get up, get out
Move on, move on, there's no doubt
1336
01:18:46,889 --> 01:18:48,050
Do something!
1337
01:18:48,140 --> 01:18:51,008
...you're right
It's all the same to you
1338
01:18:51,185 --> 01:18:54,849
I'm too thin, too fat
You ask why, so why
1339
01:18:54,939 --> 01:18:57,773
So why, so why, so why
1340
01:18:57,900 --> 01:19:00,438
On and on and on
1341
01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:01,984
(FEEDBACK SCREECHING)
1342
01:19:02,112 --> 01:19:06,527
On and on and on
1343
01:19:06,617 --> 01:19:10,486
Don't wanna grow up
I wanna get out
1344
01:19:10,788 --> 01:19:14,327
- Hey, take me away
- (FEEDBACK SCREECHING)
1345
01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:20,128
I wanna shout out
Take me away, away, away
1346
01:19:20,214 --> 01:19:26,461
Away, away-ay-ay
1347
01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:30,840
Round and round
Here we go again
1348
01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:34,426
Same old start
Same old end
1349
01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:39,015
Turn my head I turn back again
Same old...
1350
01:19:39,191 --> 01:19:41,433
- What are you doing?
- I can't do this. It was horrifying.
1351
01:19:41,527 --> 01:19:44,315
It's OK, I unplugged you.
Just go back out there and fake it.
1352
01:19:44,405 --> 01:19:45,646
No, I don't even know how to do that.
1353
01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:48,482
Come on, Mom, you can't tell me
you never went to a rock concert.
1354
01:19:49,118 --> 01:19:50,734
OK, I saw the Stones once.
1355
01:19:50,828 --> 01:19:53,662
OK, great! Just go out there
and act like Keith.
1356
01:19:53,747 --> 01:19:55,238
Keith, right, yeah.
1357
01:19:55,332 --> 01:19:57,119
- Richards, Mom!
- I knew that.
1358
01:19:57,251 --> 01:20:00,039
- Just go act like Keith!
- Act like Keith.
1359
01:20:00,170 --> 01:20:02,833
- Not the behavior.
- No, just the playing.
1360
01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:05,878
Now get out there,
your solo's coming!
1361
01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:09,928
Don't wanna grow up
I wanna get out
1362
01:20:10,055 --> 01:20:13,674
Hey, take me away
1363
01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:19,601
I wanna shout out
Take me away, away, away
1364
01:20:19,690 --> 01:20:25,812
Away, away-ay-ay
1365
01:20:25,904 --> 01:20:29,068
(GUITAR SOLO PLAYING)
1366
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:31,941
(CROWD CHEERING)
1367
01:20:48,093 --> 01:20:52,178
Don't wanna grow up
I wanna get out
1368
01:20:52,264 --> 01:20:55,803
Hey, take me away
1369
01:20:55,893 --> 01:20:57,555
I wanna shout out
1370
01:20:57,644 --> 01:21:02,264
Take me away, away, away
1371
01:21:02,441 --> 01:21:08,733
- Away, away-ay-ay
- JAKE: Whoo! Anna, you rock!
1372
01:21:08,822 --> 01:21:12,532
Round and round
Here we go again
1373
01:21:12,618 --> 01:21:16,202
Same old story
Same old end
1374
01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:20,032
Turn my head
I turn back again
1375
01:21:20,167 --> 01:21:24,377
Same old stuff
Never ends
1376
01:21:24,922 --> 01:21:27,005
(CROWD CHEERING)
1377
01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:44,105
It's a little early, but I think
you guys are definitely in.
1378
01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:46,020
- (CHEERING)
- BOY: All right!
1379
01:21:46,110 --> 01:21:47,817
- Are we in?
- Yes!
1380
01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:52,026
It was terrifying.
I had no idea what it takes.
1381
01:21:52,116 --> 01:21:53,652
- The guts.
- Thanks.
1382
01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:55,028
It's exciting, your music.
1383
01:21:55,494 --> 01:21:58,612
- It's not noise?
- Most definitely not noise.
1384
01:22:00,332 --> 01:22:03,245
Oh, my God. Ryan! Come on.
1385
01:22:06,797 --> 01:22:08,254
Anna?
1386
01:22:16,223 --> 01:22:19,716
- My first wedding went like this.
- Like what?
1387
01:22:19,852 --> 01:22:23,846
She ran away with the florist,
whole thing went right down the tubes.
1388
01:22:24,481 --> 01:22:26,564
- Don't make me hurt you.
- Hmm.
1389
01:22:29,778 --> 01:22:32,020
GRANDPA: There she is.
1390
01:22:46,420 --> 01:22:47,581
Mom, what's wrong?
1391
01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:50,129
I have to ask you
to do something for me.
1392
01:22:50,382 --> 01:22:53,250
Sure, Mom. After what
you just did for me, anything.
1393
01:22:53,552 --> 01:22:55,885
It needs to happen now
before all the toasts and speeches.
1394
01:22:56,013 --> 01:22:56,878
OK.
1395
01:22:57,431 --> 01:23:00,094
Clearly we're not
switching back tonight.
1396
01:23:00,184 --> 01:23:03,222
I need you to tell Ryan that you need
to postpone the wedding.
1397
01:23:03,437 --> 01:23:05,474
- What?
- No, listen...
1398
01:23:05,647 --> 01:23:09,516
I can see you're not ready for this.
And I can wait.
1399
01:23:09,610 --> 01:23:13,775
I was just so happy I wasn't thinking
about what's best for you and Harry.
1400
01:23:14,281 --> 01:23:18,275
- But, Mom...
- If he loves me like I think he does,
1401
01:23:18,827 --> 01:23:22,411
he'll wait, too. He'll understand.
1402
01:23:22,539 --> 01:23:24,906
He'll be very sweet
and gracious about it.
1403
01:23:26,043 --> 01:23:30,959
But please, just please
let him know that I love him.
1404
01:23:31,089 --> 01:23:33,376
And be as kind as you possibly can.
1405
01:23:33,467 --> 01:23:35,049
For me.
1406
01:23:36,303 --> 01:23:37,965
OK, Mom.
1407
01:23:38,931 --> 01:23:42,675
- I know exactly what to say.
- I'll be along in a minute.
1408
01:23:54,696 --> 01:23:57,814
Um... You should sit down.
1409
01:24:03,956 --> 01:24:05,743
(CLANKING OF GLASS)
1410
01:24:11,463 --> 01:24:12,749
Uh, hi.
1411
01:24:13,507 --> 01:24:14,748
Um...
1412
01:24:15,217 --> 01:24:19,006
I guess I'm gonna start the toasts.
1413
01:24:20,722 --> 01:24:25,308
So, three years ago we had
a really bad thing happen in our family.
1414
01:24:25,435 --> 01:24:28,849
We lost a father and a husband.
1415
01:24:29,565 --> 01:24:31,898
I didn't think we'd ever
be able to get over it.
1416
01:24:33,277 --> 01:24:38,318
But then... this guy next to me,
1417
01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:41,399
came into the picture.
1418
01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:44,619
And everybody could see
I was happy again.
1419
01:24:46,623 --> 01:24:50,833
I was singing in the shower again.
Not well, I might add.
1420
01:24:54,339 --> 01:24:58,504
But I was still really worried
about my kids, Anna and Harry.
1421
01:24:58,969 --> 01:25:05,682
Whether they'd be able to...
accept a new man in their life.
1422
01:25:07,394 --> 01:25:09,807
And, now I know how Anna feels.
1423
01:25:13,150 --> 01:25:15,813
And what she feels is that...
1424
01:25:18,488 --> 01:25:22,152
No one could ever
take the place of her dad...
1425
01:25:25,162 --> 01:25:27,324
because he was a really great dad.
1426
01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:34,377
But somebody could, um,
be part of a new family.
1427
01:25:35,922 --> 01:25:40,542
Its own kind of cool, new, little unit.
1428
01:25:42,679 --> 01:25:48,641
That for someone as special as Ryan
we would all just make a little room.
1429
01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:54,355
Anna really wanted her mom
to know that.
1430
01:25:59,196 --> 01:26:01,813
- (DISHES RATTLING)
- (LOUD RUMBLING)
1431
01:26:04,326 --> 01:26:06,283
GRANDPA: Earthquake!
1432
01:26:06,828 --> 01:26:09,946
- (GONG RINGS)
- (MUSIC PLAYING)
1433
01:26:18,298 --> 01:26:20,415
(GONG RINGS)
1434
01:26:20,967 --> 01:26:23,050
(GONG RINGS)
1435
01:26:23,637 --> 01:26:25,299
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1436
01:26:28,266 --> 01:26:29,802
Yeah!
1437
01:26:31,645 --> 01:26:34,888
And I am so psyched to be here.
1438
01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:41,065
I guess all I'm trying to say is,
Ryan, welcome to our family.
1439
01:26:41,279 --> 01:26:42,486
To the bride and groom.
1440
01:26:42,906 --> 01:26:44,363
(CROWD APPLAUDS)
1441
01:26:44,866 --> 01:26:49,486
- What the hell just happened?
- Trust me, you don't want to know.
1442
01:27:06,596 --> 01:27:07,962
(BOTH SIGH)
1443
01:27:20,485 --> 01:27:22,226
Thank you for everything.
1444
01:27:23,697 --> 01:27:26,656
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
1445
01:27:30,287 --> 01:27:31,653
What?
1446
01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:36,867
Go. Go!
1447
01:27:37,002 --> 01:27:39,870
(FORTY FOOT ECHO:
BRAND NEW DAY PLAYING)
1448
01:27:42,215 --> 01:27:43,080
- Hi.
- Hi.
1449
01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:44,214
(BOTH GIGGLE)
1450
01:27:46,094 --> 01:27:50,213
Listen, I... feel really stupid.
1451
01:27:51,391 --> 01:27:55,385
You know, I... Yesterday was freaky.
1452
01:27:55,479 --> 01:27:59,189
And, I mean, I see your mom
and I like her.
1453
01:27:59,775 --> 01:28:01,983
I mean, not "like her" like her,
1454
01:28:02,110 --> 01:28:03,942
but, you know I mean,
I like her as your mom.
1455
01:28:05,781 --> 01:28:08,694
Listen, do you think we could just...
1456
01:28:08,825 --> 01:28:10,737
rewind this whole thing and start again?
1457
01:28:11,578 --> 01:28:13,661
I'd like that.
1458
01:28:17,501 --> 01:28:21,745
So all your words get noticed
1459
01:28:24,174 --> 01:28:27,167
You know, I've been thinking
about that kiss.
1460
01:28:27,260 --> 01:28:29,343
Kiss?
1461
01:28:31,723 --> 01:28:33,385
Remind me again how I did it.
1462
01:28:35,352 --> 01:28:36,684
In front of your mom?
1463
01:28:36,853 --> 01:28:39,061
It's OK, she owes me.
1464
01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:43,808
Oh-oh-oh-oh
1465
01:28:45,403 --> 01:28:50,319
And I-I-I
1466
01:28:50,408 --> 01:28:53,947
I think I'll change my ways
1467
01:28:57,999 --> 01:28:59,115
(GIGGLES)
1468
01:29:03,547 --> 01:29:08,667
Tomorrow's a brand new day
1469
01:29:10,595 --> 01:29:13,713
(JAZZY VERSION OF "I'VE GOT YOU)
UNDER MY SKIN" PLAYING)
1470
01:29:15,475 --> 01:29:18,183
Hey, why don't you ask
that girl to dance?
1471
01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:20,557
- No way.
- Come on, go on over there.
1472
01:29:20,730 --> 01:29:22,187
Stop bugging me.
1473
01:29:22,816 --> 01:29:25,058
Boy, it's true.
Youth is wasted on the young.
1474
01:29:26,069 --> 01:29:27,776
You go ask her then, you old fart!
1475
01:29:27,904 --> 01:29:29,145
Now, wait a minute.
1476
01:29:29,239 --> 01:29:31,731
- If I was your age...
- Cookie?
1477
01:29:31,950 --> 01:29:35,739
Well, I... Yes, I don't mind if I do.
1478
01:29:36,663 --> 01:29:39,451
Mama! What are you doing?
1479
01:29:39,916 --> 01:29:40,827
Mama!
1480
01:29:41,418 --> 01:29:44,206
Grandpa, Harry! No!
1481
01:29:44,337 --> 01:29:45,578
(ALL GRUNT)
1482
01:29:48,174 --> 01:29:49,881
OK.
1483
01:29:51,803 --> 01:29:54,261
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1484
01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:10,023
You're the kind of friend
Who always bends when I'm broken
1485
01:30:10,196 --> 01:30:16,693
Like remember when you took my heart
And put it back together again
1486
01:30:18,330 --> 01:30:21,073
I've been wasting time
With clueless guys
1487
01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:25,542
But now it's over
Let me tell you why I'm through
1488
01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:29,915
I've met someone new
Who's just like you
1489
01:30:30,008 --> 01:30:32,876
You're it
You're the ultimate
1490
01:30:33,094 --> 01:30:35,882
It's automatic
I'm sure of it
1491
01:30:36,014 --> 01:30:38,882
No lie
So don't even try
1492
01:30:39,392 --> 01:30:42,476
To tell me that you're not the guy
1493
01:30:42,562 --> 01:30:45,350
Cause I been waitin' all my life
1494
01:30:45,482 --> 01:30:47,849
For someone just like you
1495
01:30:48,276 --> 01:30:51,144
You're it
You're the ultimate
1496
01:30:51,237 --> 01:30:52,694
You
1497
01:30:57,744 --> 01:31:00,077
You're the kind of guy
Whose hand's in mine
1498
01:31:00,205 --> 01:31:03,198
Sends shivers up and down my spine
1499
01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:07,118
I want to do to you
What you do to me
1500
01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:11,831
You're the kind of guy
That blows my mind
1501
01:31:12,258 --> 01:31:13,465
And now it's my turn
1502
01:31:13,593 --> 01:31:17,132
You've been right in front of me
1503
01:31:17,263 --> 01:31:21,223
Everything I need
Why didn't I see?
1504
01:31:21,518 --> 01:31:24,431
You're it
You're the ultimate
1505
01:31:24,646 --> 01:31:27,480
It's automatic
I'm sure of it
1506
01:31:27,565 --> 01:31:30,433
No lie
So don't even try
1507
01:31:30,986 --> 01:31:33,273
To tell me that you're not the guy
1508
01:31:33,822 --> 01:31:36,565
Cause I been waiting all my life
1509
01:31:36,908 --> 01:31:38,774
For someone just like you
1510
01:31:39,536 --> 01:31:43,155
You're it
You're the ultimate you
1511
01:32:06,730 --> 01:32:09,689
You're it
You're the ultimate
1512
01:32:10,108 --> 01:32:12,725
It's automatic
I'm sure of it
1513
01:32:12,861 --> 01:32:15,695
No lie
So don't even try
1514
01:32:16,239 --> 01:32:18,822
To tell me that
You're not the guy
1515
01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:21,863
Cause I been waiting all my life
1516
01:32:22,203 --> 01:32:24,570
For someone just like you
1517
01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:27,957
You're it
You're the ultimate you
1518
01:32:30,962 --> 01:32:34,876
You're it
You're the ultimate you
1519
01:32:47,187 --> 01:32:49,270
(SIMPLE PLAN:
HAPPY TOGETHER PLAYING)
1520
01:32:52,859 --> 01:32:55,397
Imagine me and you
I do
1521
01:32:55,487 --> 01:32:58,104
I think about you day and night
It's only right
1522
01:32:58,198 --> 01:33:00,736
To think about the girl you love
And hold her tight
1523
01:33:00,825 --> 01:33:03,613
So happy together
1524
01:33:03,745 --> 01:33:06,283
If I should call you up
Invest a dime
1525
01:33:06,372 --> 01:33:08,910
And you say you belong to me
And ease my mind
1526
01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:11,583
Imagine how the world could be
So very fine
1527
01:33:11,669 --> 01:33:14,787
So happy together
1528
01:33:14,923 --> 01:33:18,382
I can't see me
Loving nobody but you
1529
01:33:18,468 --> 01:33:20,551
For all my life
1530
01:33:20,637 --> 01:33:23,721
When you're with me, baby
The skies'll be blue
1531
01:33:23,807 --> 01:33:25,890
For all my life
1532
01:33:27,102 --> 01:33:29,264
Me and you
And you and me
1533
01:33:29,354 --> 01:33:31,937
No matter how they toss the dice
It has to be
1534
01:33:32,023 --> 01:33:34,561
The only one for me is you
And you for me
1535
01:33:34,651 --> 01:33:37,769
So happy together
1536
01:33:37,862 --> 01:33:40,104
If I should call you up
Invest a dime
1537
01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:42,861
And you say you belong to me
And ease my mind
1538
01:33:42,951 --> 01:33:45,489
Imagine how the world would be
So very fine
1539
01:33:45,578 --> 01:33:48,992
So happy together
Yeah, yeah
1540
01:33:49,082 --> 01:33:52,200
I can't see me
Loving nobody but you
1541
01:33:52,293 --> 01:33:54,501
For all my life
1542
01:33:54,587 --> 01:33:57,671
When you're with me, baby
The skies'll be blue
1543
01:33:57,757 --> 01:34:00,591
For all my life
1544
01:34:00,677 --> 01:34:03,420
For all my life
1545
01:34:03,513 --> 01:34:05,175
Yeah!
1546
01:34:09,102 --> 01:34:15,099
Don't you run
Ease my mind
1547
01:34:15,191 --> 01:34:20,858
Ease my mind
Easy my mind!
1548
01:34:20,947 --> 01:34:23,940
I can't see me
Loving nobody but you
1549
01:34:24,033 --> 01:34:26,116
For all my life
1550
01:34:26,202 --> 01:34:29,445
When you're with me, baby
The skies'll be blue
1551
01:34:29,539 --> 01:34:33,408
For all my life
1552
01:34:33,501 --> 01:34:36,118
So happy together
1553
01:34:36,212 --> 01:34:38,920
So happy together
1554
01:34:39,007 --> 01:34:41,715
So happy together
1555
01:34:43,386 --> 01:34:45,298
(HALO FRIENDLIES:
ME VS. THE WORLD PLAYING)